Britney Spears Denies Allegations She’s Gay

February 10, 2007 aerybritney

It takes a big story, like a diaper-clad astronaut involved in a love triangle, to bump Britney Spears from the tabloids. But never fear Britney fans, the pop tart always has a new trick up her sleeve.

From MusicRooms.Net:

“‘Iceman’ Sharif, told In Touch Weekly magazine ‘Britney was into threesomes and girls. There was tons of porn in the house - but it was mostly Britney’s.’”

He also claimed he and Kevin watched as Britney and her female friends got very friendly at her Malibu house. Omar claimed the girls were friends of hers, invited round to “drink and party. They had their hands all over each other.” The magazine also quoted ‘insiders’ who said Britney would often disappear with girls during her marriage to Kevin. The source claimed: ‘Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six. I heard about her being with girls at least at least 20 times while they were married’”.

In the last few months Britney Spears has repeatedly exposed her vagina, thrown up over a boyfriend, bounced her infant on her lap while driving, divorced her husband via text message and passed out at a couple of nightclubs. What can the outrageous slut do for an encore? Well, now there are rumors all over the Net that Britney engages in orgies with lesbians.

Britney just laughed when accounts of her vagina-flashing hit the news, but the pop diva immediately and emphatically denied rumors that she is a lesbian. The homophobic skank doesn’t mind being known as a drunk and a serial flasher, but God forbid, that her fans think she is a lesbian.

What’s ironic is that if Britney admitted that she is a lesbian or bisexual, it just might rescue her career. The whole world, even conservative homophobes, loves lipstick lesbians.   

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