Britney Spears Denies Hosting Lesbian Orgies

February 8, 2007 aerybritney

Britney will apparently NOT be guest appearing on The L Word anytime soon! (AP Photo)

Britney Spears denies the recent rumors circulating that she was hosting lesbian sex parties towards the end of her marriage to Kevin Federline. The washed-up pop princess swears that she’s no lesbian.

Gina Orr, Spears’ spokesman for her record label Jive, made a very lengthy, prominent and bold speech last night to ensure the world that these ridiculous allegations are in no way true. It read, "It’s not true." (Oh snap! She must not be a lesbian after that amazing statement.) Some believe K-Fed is using the media to help him win custody of his two sons. A source close to Spears said: "This is all part of a plan to smear Britney. They are close to agreeing a divorce statement - so this is a warning shot if he doesn’t get what he wants." (Like he needs to, she smears herself every time she hits up the town…which is almost every night.)

Whether or not she is a lesbian, no one really cares. However, ironically enough, with all the problems she’s been having lately with the male race, she probably wishes she was a lesbian.

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