Britney Spears Should Strip For PETA
February 14, 2007
aerybritney
From Pegasus News:
“PETA’s internationally renowned “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign will hit Dallas today, when PETA’s bevy of sexy nude activists will climb into a giant bed and hold signs that read, “Fur—Out, Love—In,” to take their message of compassion in fashion to consumers for Valentine’s Day.”
I have seen some of PETA’s nude activists, and those sexy mamas could convince a guy of anything. They might even persuade Rush Limbaugh that global warming is for real, and that Donovan McNabb doesn’t get enough attention from the media.
PETA also recruits beautiful models and celebrities to pose naked for their “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign.” Sadie Frost, Pamela Anderson, Kim Basinger and Christy Turlington have all stripped for PETA.
These gorgeous celebs ought to be commended for stripping for such a worthy cause. They raise the, err consciousness, of men and and entertain us at the same time.
Britney Spears seems to be lost, barhopping and vagina-flashing, without any aim or purpose in life. The pop tart has an exhibitionist streak a mile wide, here is a chance for her to get naked for a good cause. Stripping for PETA would be a good first step in resurrecting her moribund career.
Let’s just hope that Rosie O’Donnell and Oprah Winfrey never read my essay; we wouldn’t want them getting any ideas.
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