Hollywood — In an effort to raise awareness to Britney Spears’ erratic behavior, a group of celebrities has recorded a song for the troubled singer. The celebrities, who say that Spears owes it to her fans to act rationally, include Courtney Love, Anne Heche, Martin Lawrence, Danny Bonaduce, Margot Kidder, Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown and Gary Busey.

“We just think this bitch needs to act responsibly and stop this crazy behavior,” said a profusely sweating Whitney Houston. “This song from us will make her think twice before shaving her head or flashing her coochie coo. I also think that (indiscernible) and (indiscernible) (indiscernible) (indiscernible).”

Spears has been front-page fodder for gossip weeklies since she filed for divorce in November from Kevin Federline, who is working on a new book titled, “You Thought I Was the Crazy One.” The mother of two apologized to fans in January after she was pinged for a nightclubbing spree that made headlines when she was photographed wearing no panties. Spears created a frenzy last weekend by shaving her head and getting a new tattoo.

“She should be so ashamed of her actions,” said Margot Kidder. “Through our song, we are not only condemning her past mistakes, but we’re also telling her to get her sh*t together.”

The song is actually titled “Get Your Sh*t Together” and was written by Courtney Love.

“I wrote the song about a month ago,” said Love. “Originally, it wasn’t about Britney. It was about a vase I broke in my house after it wouldn’t stop talking to me. Those vases can be real a**holes! I felt bad for hurting the vase, and so I decided to put it back together. I got to get that sh*t back together. Catchy right? I bought some glue and, of course, I inhaled it but couldn’t figure out how to get the vase pieces together. So I wrote the song.”

“It’s wonderful when a group of people like us come together to help someone so f*cked up with life like Britney,” said Danny Bonaduce during a telephone interview from a rehab facilitiy in Malibu, California. “I hope we get to record more of these songs because they let me out for the day.”

The song will be released next week as a single and will be available on iTunes.

“I think the record is just the first step,” said Anne Heche. “Eventually, we want to have a series of concerts like ‘Live Aid’ on March 23rd. I’m the one who actually picked that date because that’s when the aliens are coming, and we might as well put a show on for them too so we can befriend them and they won’t hurt us.”

“Britney who?” asked Gary Busey after the recording session and while attempting to levitate in the nude.